Some day, when Mabes is all grown up and living on her own, I will visit her and:
I will make dolls out of toilet paper and toys out of foil dug out of the trash can and then freak out if she tries to throw them away.
I will mix up the chicken, pasta, watermelon, and salad on my plate and insist that I'm not playing with my food, but making a new and delicious recipe.
I'll yell her name from my bed at 7 am, and when she staggers in, I'll tell her I just wanted her to come wake me up.
I'll stand on her couch when I think she's not looking.
I'll use half a bottle of handsoap every time I wash my hands.
I'll help her fold laundry by taking socks and underwear out of the basket, "fold" them, throw them at her while yelling, "See, I can fold faster!"
Feel free to add yours (for your kid, or for Mabes).
Oh, and Sarah, you totally get to drop a deuce in her entryway.
Monterey revisited
8 years ago
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I'm going to make her sing the Cougar Fight song to me all night long.
And then I'll leave her a little present in her entryway. I'm not positive I can cop a squat, but somehow I'll deliver the goods.
You make me laugh! Ha.
I really, REALLY hope that you do that someday. That would be awesome.
I'm going to visit Jonathan and refuse everything he offers me to eat, only to then beg for the first thing he offered me. And then I'm going to get up at 4am and squeal and jump in my bed. And then, when we run to the store, I'm going to have a total meltdown in the checkout line.
Don't forget... go into her bedroom early in the morning and just stand by the bed with a silent, creepy glare until she wakes up slightly startled by your presence.
-d
oh my gosh that is hilarious!!!! Love it!
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