Mad Props

I was going to email this to Sarah and Laura, but I decided to post it here for all to enjoy. I particularly appreciated the paragraph on "it is what it is"--if you say that near me, I may well punch you. He doesn't mention "think outside the box," probably because that has moved into its own category far beyond the four mentioned.

Which catchphrases should be "thrown under the bus"?

And while I'm talking about random non-Mabes-related things, why aren't all pencils #2? Why is there a 2 1/2? I think they even make a 2 3/4. Why? These are the pointless discussions we have at 11 pm, preventing us from getting to sleep at a decent time. I got the puttering gene from Grandma O.